What Makes *You* So Great, Anyway? (VIDEO)

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A Conversation With The World

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WORLD: Awww, how sweet.  @TMFproject finally made a video.  This should be good. *rolls eyes*

ME: Quit mocking me, world.  You’re one to talk, with all of your fucked up politics and that big, giant HOLE in the OZONE LAYER.  Remember that?

WORLD: Do you know WHY I have a big, giant hole in my ozone layer?  IT’S BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE.

ME: How does this relate to my video?

WORLD:  Does everything always have to be about you?

ME: Well, yeah.  Right now it kind of is.  I mean, this is my blog.  And I’m about to present a video because I want people to know what I’m like in real life, too–not just through my words on a screen.  And not like it’s any of your business, but…I also happen to have an announcement to make.  In other words–BITE ME.

WORLD: You’re an asshole, you know that?

ME: Whatever, world.  Bring it.

WORLD: I hate you.

ME: Shut up.  I’m from Scranton.  I’m dangerous.

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*World obviously makes the right choice and cowers away.*

*I win*

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And with that, I present to you….”the video.”

Please silence all cell phones at this time.

Popcorn is available in the main lobby.

Thank you for choosing The Middle Finger Project.

We hope you enjoy the show.

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Oh, and P.S.

The video gets cut off.  Not taking the blame.

Also, that whole transcription thing?  Not gonna happen.  The point is for you to actually watch the video.  Some sneaky shit right there, huh?

Hugs!  Kisses!  Love you!

By the way–I realize I said the word “amazing” far too many times any human being should ever use the word “amazing” in one video.

I don’t want to talk about it.

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Ash Ambirge is the CEO & founder of this website, where we discuss ways to start creative businesses, break through the mold, stand out in a sea of sameness, sell our ideas (because paupers aren't cute), handle clients gracefully, ask for the kind of money you really want, write things people really want to read, reclaim our lives from things like the inbox, and learn how to take your idea, your concept, your project, your business, your baby---and turn it into a lucrative (as hell) career crazytown you never thought possible.

A trained linguist, brand language expert, and former magazine advertising executive and Director of PR for AWeber email marketing software, she's the creator of Brandgasm 101, a DIY kit for design & copywriting your website, THE Small Business Bodyguard, the world's most entertaining legal how-to for online business, & Life Hooky Worldwide , a worldwide retreat company for overworked business owners.

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