Hey!
Just poured a glass of Bordeaux—want oneeee? 🍷
Apparently I am a monster who sucks the brains of people who drink sweet wine, but I cannot get on board. My three religions are bread, wine, and cheese and I take them very seriously.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD, YOU ABSOLUTE LUNATIC BARBARIANS. (Or I will slice off your finger with a mandoline.)
Just kidding, I only do that to myself. The finger's doing good, btw! Got the stitches out. The thing has totally re-generated itself. It is so freaky! But, at least I can type now. Was missing you guys.
Anyway, popping in to say:
If *you* want to have a glass of Bordeaux with me in person??? Or, at least, online via Zoom? And hang out and brainstorm your business together like the couple of vipers that we are (probably curled up in a soft blankey and sweats?)
There are just *two* consulting sessions with me left in both June + July 🍷!
Book yours here >>>
In the meantime, I am curious: what are you working on this summer?! ⬇️
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I think we're all in that last boat. 🛶 🤣
Holler at me!
Your favorite Bordeaux babe (shoulda been my blog),
Ash
P.S. Carmenere used to be my favorite. But lately it also tastes like syrup. Must be the brands I've been trying. Must get back to my Chilean roots!
P.P.S. I'm not Chilean, haha. I'm "frizzy-haired plump squatty Italian grandmother meets 53% pale-white Irish wannabe fairy with pointy ears." But I lived in Santiago for years and still consider it one of my "homes." Honorary, baby!!!! Ya po!