Ummmmm, ELEPHANT-SIZED EXCITEMENT OVER HERE 🐘:
Kit is going live today at 11:15am ET (in about 45 min.) with their biggest product announcement of the year. 🎉🎉🎉
Sooooooo, my darling digital hot rod, if you're doing le email marketing or just *thinking about* doing le email marketing (you should be doing le email marketing!), go sign up at the top of the page to watch their free livestream at 11:15am ET and see what all the fuss is about! 😲
(I am already so pumped about the ability to send emails in your subscriber's local timezone—a secret new feature I absolutely scoped like the stealth little Pennsylvania bobcat I am.)
Speaking of email marketing, I also have a huge, huge, huge announcement coming around this, since you know I'm absolute ape armpits for email (that's a good thing, I've decided)———so if you *have* been thinking about (finally) getting your email game in order (you know, so you can sell things on autopilot and actually enjoy your life???), you will NOT want to miss this.
This is probably *my* biggest product announcement of the year decade. Somebody get me a fan.
Speaking of REALLY BAD HAIRCUTS (just kidding, we weren't speaking of those, but we absolutely are now), I need you to know that the one I just got makes me look exactly like Prince Valium from Spaceballs.
You win some, you lose some, right?
It's hilarious that no matter where I live, I always end up with WWH (world's worst hair).
Before, I thought it was just because I was in the jungles of Costa Rica. But no, even before that, when I lived in Barcelona, I went to these fabulous gays who were *sensational*, but made me look like Barbara Streisand in the 80s.
Prior to that, when I lived in Chile, I went to this Frenchman because I was like "OH MY GOD, A FRENCHMAN IN SOUTH AMERICA????" and let's just say I went to Argentina that weekend looking like Carrot Top.
Still met a cute Argentine, though. 😉
XOXO see you on the livestream!!!!!!!!
-Ashhhhhhhh