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Can I get a drumroll up in here?

There are some announcements that need to be made, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

No, I am not pregnant with Brad Pitt’s (114th) unborn child, as much as I’m certain that’d be a smashing good time.

However, I am about to pull the equivalent of Brad Pitt going from shooting hoops all day in an old, worn Hanes tee-shirt, to suddenly pulling a 180 and showing up in a charcoal-colored three-piece suit while posing for a black and white Armani ad. Aviators so included.

Wait, what am I talking about? I don’t even know if Brad Pitt even shoots hoops.

But I do know he looks good in a suit.

And that’s really all that matters because…

…Here on The Middle Finger Project…

WE ARE LAUNCHING THE NEW WEBSITE DESIGN.

And baby?

We’re launching it tomorrow.

That’s right. Hold onto your hats. It’s about to get bananas up in here.

Now we’ll be able to talk online biz + marketing + money + passion + fantasize about pilots in a very pretty (and way more functional) space.

Get ready. After 2 years, it’s finally time to say goodbye to TMFproject 1.0…and move it on up.

So, that was the first announcement. Look out for tomorrow!

The second?

Is that with the new design…

I’ll be launching The Definitive Guide to Getting Off Your Butt, Finding Some Focus + Jump Starting Your Biz.

I figured it was good timing to wait for the launch of the new web design. Tricky, right?

So if you signed up before to have the course sent directly to your inbox, you can expect something coming your way. If you didn’t sign up, but want access, you’ll be able to do so tomorrow.

The course itself includes:

• 73 page guide
• Over 3 hours of screencasts of me walking you through the guide and its concepts
• A plain audio version
• Six stand alone videos
• Four worksheets + templates
• 17 examples of creative and successful online businesses (including commentary from 5 of the owners)
• 23 must-have resources for getting your shit together and getting your biz launched and profitable
• And a whole hell of a lot of love and kick ass. Ambirge style.

All fo’ free.

So, keep your eyes peeled.

And, last but not least…

My third and final announcement is that…for fun, I’m going to Paris on Monday. I’m not exactly sure what I’ll do once I arrive, but I do know that I want to play for a while in Spain and Italy, particularly in small cities and towns off the beaten path, SO, if you happen to live there, or know someone who does, I’ll be looking for friends. : )

The exciting part of this trip?

The Spanish pilot–the pilot who started it all–lives in Barcelona.

*gasp*

If you’ve been following the blog for a while, you know exactly what I’m talking about. If not? You’ll just have to hang out and see.

*sound effects from Jaws*

So with that, I’m going to down some more coffee, make sure everything is set for tomorrow, and thank the heavens that I’ve been so fortunate. As I posted to my Facebook page last night, I couldn’t be more grateful – the new design is launching, I’ve got clients I adore, my clients adore me back, there are books being written (oh yes there are!), fun new gadgets being purchased (hello, new iPod!), fun new dance moves being improved upon (hello, salsa!) friends I can’t live without, a business I wouldn’t want to live without, a full bottle of wine (or 7), and the ability to go from living in South America to hanging out in Europe for a while…just because. And all while being far more financially successful than ever.

Now I just need to get laid.

Ha.

Welcome to The Middle Finger Project – NOT Your Grandmother’s Blog.

Until tomorrow!

Au revoir
Arrivederci
Adios
Pilots

Now we’re talkin’.

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