Unf*ckwithable Words

Feel like a total deer in the headlights when it comes to asking people for money and setting boundaries and figuring out the right thing to say to that client in THAT situation? (You know the one.)

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Because it’s officially the WORST feeling in the world: when you’re pitching yourself and money’s on the line and you don’t know if you should keep following up, or wait for them to respond, orrrrrrrrr? Or when that client gets all client-ey and you don’t know how to say no or push back or ask for more and you land yourself in a pit of vodka-soaked watermelon despair. (What? It’s a thing.) And it’s even harder when you’re worried that if you put your foot down, or set your boundaries, or say anything other than, “No problem!” you’ll end up losing the client, losing all of your money, and begging a homeless man with a beard for a blanket.

Over the years you’ll get better at this, for sure. But in the meantime, you need help. You need a top secret encyclopedia of every business scenario under the sun, and precisely how to ask + respond—with grace, dignity, and professionalism. You need a business black book that will tell you how to handle whatever situation you’re in, and give you the exact words you can use to sound like the most eloquent, gracious pro that you are. You need one big gigantic business bible that will help you shave ten years off the learning curve, and help you sound like a smooth-talkin’ Harvey Specter in a boardroom. (I said boardroom, not bedroom, but maybe?)