Let’s Have a One Night Stand. You + Your Business + Me. My Place. Don’t Be Late.

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C’mere.

I think it’s time we got a little more intimate, don’t you?

Whatd’ya say to a one night stand?

Can you handle it?

How about you click on the video below?  (If you’re reading this in your email, click here to view the video.)

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What was that? Were you really just in your underwear?! One Night Stand?

A One Night Stand session involves you + your biz…and me + my fiery copywriting prowess. Lacey panties optional.

I devised the One Night Stand sessions to be an intense, explosive, incandescent experience for those of you who need a little juicy, throw ‘em-against-the-wall seduction with your web copy….to really rev up sales + make your business GET NOTICED in 2012.

The One Night Stand is being offered just once per week, on Mondays. It includes:

::: Innocent Flirting, AKA Pre-CopyJamming ::: I’ll send you a sassy, insightful questionnaire for you to fill out, so we can get to the heart of your business, and what it’s all about.

:::  Down + Dirty Sweat Sesh ::: Up to 5 pages of cunningly cool copy ::: Afterward, I’ll be set to spend the week writing your copy, to make sure it’s the best I’ve got, and you’re my main focus.

::: Nightcap + Pillow Talk ::: Your Feedback ::: Once I send you the first round of drafts, you can sit with it, see how it feels, and then come back with any edits we need to make.

::: Oops, You Forgot Your Panties ::: One round of final edits ::: I’ll take any edits, make the revisions, and come back to you with a lightening bolt of a final draft.

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This couldn’t be any more practical–or fun–and I personally guarantee it’ll be the best one night stand you’ve ever had. Not to mention the most profitable.

The Cost

$997. Start to finish. An entire One Night Stand, with up to 5 pages of polished, sexy copy designed to make your customers come hither.

Why Are You Offering It This Way?

Because it’s fun as hell. And it’s the closest I could get to being a prostitute without actually being one. And because I suck at long-term coaching. Also, darts. Unrelated.

So…this is my way to get more involved with you on a level that you’ve requested time and time again, so we can come together and get our hands dirty, and rev your business up…so you can throw down.

Is This For Me?

This is for you if you’re a solopreneur or small business owner looking to leverage the internet to more effectively (and inexpensively) market yourself…so you can hit your income goals and feel good about how you’re doing it.

Also, you recognize the critical importance of having copy that works – because you can’t be there to hold everyone’s hand, 24 hours a day. And by copy that works, we mean copy that sells. Copy that flirts unapologetically with your prospects’ desires. Copy that shows ‘em who’s boss. Copy that makes them wonder how the fuck they ever lived without you before. Copy that rips ‘em off the bench, shoves their face in the asphalt, and makes ‘em scream, “Uncle, you bitch!”

Copy that reflects your motherfucking inner genius–minus the profanity, of course. Copy that reflects your soul. Your passion. Your expertise. Your wit. Your authority. And the fact that–hey–you’re the one they’ve been looking for all along. Whether they knew it or not.

So put on your best pair of underwear.

It’s time to get down and dirty.

How to Book

Step One: Email me at ash@themiddlefingerproject.org with the subject title “Need Copy, Ash!”

Step Two: We’ll chit chat. See where you stand. And determine if you want to move forward.

Step Three: We’ll pick a time and date for kickoff, based on your timeline and my availability.

Step Four: Get excited, baby.

Ready?

Email me to get booked.
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