Archive - Ashtronomical

Writing, F*cky-Brained, Paralyzed, With a Drippy Taco in Your Hand: Or, How This Lesson About a Woman Named Janet Will Help You Smash Your…

Janet is about to change your life 🤷‍♀️

Apr 25 •

5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal

What’s that sound? 📣 OH IT’S THE SOUND OF GOOD.

Apr 24 •

Shredded Cheese-Eating, Podcast-Complaining, Digital-Chaos Demons Last Seen at 7:23pm, Or: How This Lesson About Friendship Will Help You…

Forgive me for these wacky examples

Apr 18

Neighborhood Newsletter??????

HELL YES. City folks can do this, too! (Listen to this. 😱)

Apr 17 •

It's HERE! 🌱 Let's Make a Local Newsletter Together This Spring

Start a Local Newsletter With Me—Class Starts Soon!

Apr 16 •

5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal

I used so many 🍆🍆🍆 emojis in this one—SO GOOD

Apr 16 •

Big, Bright, Ballsy, Rural Fleabag Loud Opinions, Or: How This Lesson About Finding Your Voice Can Resurrect Your Soggy, Dying Career…

Your voice will always be your #1 fucking asset

Apr 11 •

5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal

Don't be bulldozed over by a sea of twats

Apr 9 •

Tender Creamy Pink Tasty Salty Seared Fatty Magical Meat Royalty 👑—Or: How This Lesson About Sandwiches Can Make You *Rich*

Don't be the 'Budget Meat Slab' of your industry

Apr 4 •

5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal

Kudos to whoever goes with "How to eat a llama"

Apr 2 •

March 2025

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