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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
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"You Need a Platform" (And Other Things We Secretly Hate Worrying About)
Plus, need a ~murderously good brand name~ for your work? Your biz? Your shop? Your hotel? Your newsletter? Read on!
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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
"Bite" and "balls" definitely appear in the same sentence, but it's not what you think
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Branding Your Work is a Hilarious Cruel Punishment from the Gods
Start here if you're SPINNING trying to start a new project (enter: THE REMEDY)
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How to Stop Forcing Sh*t
A user’s guide to not burning out in the name of ambition
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May 2025

5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
"Emotional balls" may make an appearance 🤷‍♀️
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Changing Careers When You’re Middle-Aged is Hard Because You Feel Like an Idiot
It’s like playing Russian Roulette with a Nerf gun filled with mothballs, Bengay, and the voice of your mother asking if you’ve thought about going back…
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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
My fav might be "FISHWIFE"—i mean, come on, how good!
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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
+ When being absolute f*cking cringe is a good thing
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The #1 Rule for Launching a Hot-Ass Successful Project: You Gotta Keep it *Simple*
Bells and whistles are little assholes, actually
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How Do You Sell a Bench for $45,160?
You sell them THIS, instead—and then you hand them the receipt 🧾
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April 2025

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