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Quickie-in-the-hall Consulting

Rapidfire, straight to the point, no BS opinions, ideas & guidance on whatever you’re working on.

Here’s what I’m better at than anyone else in the world: Nailing your brand message in a way that feels fresh, relevant & smart, helping you find creative ways to position yourself in a sweaty, overcrowded market, pushing you with everything I’ve got out from the sea of sameness, and helping you take seemingly unrelated pieces of experience, expertise, backgrounds and passions, and link them all together into one cohesive powerhouse brand that makes all the sense in the world and actually supports your credibility, rather than the other way around (if I can turn a biologist into a web designer, I can help you).

I’m also worth it if you want to laugh a lot while brainstorming taglines, rapidfire idea bounce together (two heads really are better than one) or have me pinpoint where your copy goes limp…which, as we know, can ruin a perfectly good night of fun…errr…business.

You’ll get my most blunt & honest opinion regarding anything you ask me, and you might walk away with your next million dollar business idea. After all, all it takes is one.

If you’re ready to put on your big boy panties, I’m ready to hop on the phone. It’ll be fun, fast and maybe even furious (but no promises on a Vin D. appearance…I’m keeping him for myself).

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Copywriting That Gets Catcalled

Edgy, fresh and smartly sinful. Our words raise eyebrows & profits everywhere we go.*
*Not Egypt. We haven’t been there yet.

What you say is more important than what you sell. You might have the best product in the world. You might BE the best in the world. But if you don’t have the right words to help the world figure that out? You’re as good as invisible.

We work with clients desperate to stand out from the sea of sameness, and we use brilliant words to do just that. Snappy product & brand names. Web copy that drops jaws. (…And your customers’ dollars.) Sales pages that’ll have buyers begging for forgiveness. In-app messaging & unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime user experiences. And even wildly sharp, witty, smart ghostwriting for your eBook, your memoir, your book proposal or your TED talk. (Don’t ask us to ghostwrite your marriage proposal though—we’re absolute shit at pink and fluffy.)

What you do is probably not a novel concept, but that shouldn’t stop you from talking about it in novel ways. Because nobody buys anything after thinking, “Oh, that’s nice.” When you do it right, the only word they’ll be thinking is YES.

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Worldwide Retreats

Burned out is for the birds. Reboot yourself & your sanity at one of our ridiculously fun international retreats for busy business owners. Next up: Italy!

You didn’t get into business so you could work yourself to the bone, hate everyone, never have any you time, and become an old, tired nun who never gets out of the house.

Your business isn’t suppose to be a form of punishment. You aren’t a martyr. And the whole reason you got into business for yourself was to live better. Have more freedom. Do things with your life you felt proud of doing. Enter: Life Hooky Worldwide Retreats.

Life Hooky facilitates international retreats to interesting places around the world for small business owners who aren’t doing the fun stuff they talked about doing back when they started their business. It’s an opportunity to break the routine—without having to go on vacation alone to some generic place like Cancun, or convince (beg?) the neighbor next door to accompany you. It’s a chance to reboot your business, your habits, your entire life—because we all know how hard it is. And it’s a way to get mentored by other business experts and learn how to make this business thing work for you, once and for all—without giving up your entire life to do it.

Life Hooky is about doing the one thing you haven’t yet: Put yourself first.

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