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Whooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It’s time!

(If you knew me in person, you’d know that I really do “woo” a lot. It’s obnoxious, really.)

So let’s get right to it:

1. THE SALE

Starting RIGHT NOW, Monday, April 30th, at 12pm EST / 9am PST, lasting only the next 72 hours, TMFProject readers have a special fucking chance to pick up my own You Don’t Need a Job, You Need Guts ($40); a physical copy of Chris Guillebeau’s newest hardcover book, The $100 Start-Up,  (it doesn’t hit the shelves until May 8th for the general public); and 17 other top business courses on freelancing, sales, advertising, and creating passion-based businesses from my colleagues...at a ridiculous discount.

Everything together is worth $1005, if you were to buy it all separately.

Right now, for only the next 72 hours, the TMFproject crew can pick them ALL up for only $100 flat.

You should take advantage of this. It’s a chance to put your Intoxicate dreams into effect – without having to break the bank to get educated on HOW.

There’s a 100% money back guarantee.

Put your money where your mouth is.

This is a no-sissy zone.

Take off your SKIRT and GO.

Click here to buy starting at 12pm EST, April 30th. (Remember – for the next 72 hours only. No exceptions, heart throb.)

2. THE WINNER

As you may know, we recently ran an initiative on the site called INTOXICATE 2012, where we challenged one another to get serious about the one thing we feel like an asshole for not having done yet – that one nagging little dream that needs to become a damn reality, already.

As a part of INTOXICATE, I offered the opportunity to win a complimentary One Night Stand copywriting package (worth $997).

First of all, allow me to say how entirely honored, floored and downright inspired I was by everyone who entered. (There were a lot of you badasses!)

The time you took to really take the questions seriously, and by extension, take your dream seriously, was not just impressive, but beautiful.

THANK YOU.

That said, a winner had to be chosen. That was, by far, the hardest part. Every single one of you had such compelling entries, and dreams worth fighting for.

However, I’m happy to announce that, since I couldn’t just pick one….I’m awarding THREE.

That’s right.

Three.

Without further ado, the winners of a complimentary One Night Stand are:

Simba Russeau

Autumn Tompkins

Georgina Pijttersen

I’ll be contacting you ladies, and also, if you entered the contest and haven’t heard from me yet, you’ll be hearing personally from me, too.

With their permission, I’ll also be sharing a few details of the businesses we’ll be working on, and why they were selected to win.

So proud of all of you!

Thank you, once again, for being a part of the TMFproject community and crew.

You inspire the fuck out of me.

Apparently, these posts were a big hit:

• The 67 Emotions of Online Success: My Story
• Bullshit & The All Mighty Dollar
• Education & Wage Slavery: Hand In Hand?
• Entrepreneurs + Marriage: Possible? Or Possibly Hopeless?
• INTOXICATE 2012: DAY ONE: CONFESSIONS.