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TMFproject 2.0 has now been released!

*cue over-the-top celebratory music and the image of a 1980′s nerd with glasses doing the robot with a creepy, permanent square smile on his face*

This includes two wildly big + glorious things:

1. The much-anticipated release of The Definitive Guide to Getting Off Your Butt, Finding Some Focus + Jump Starting Your Biz. This is an absolutely free resource I’ve created as a thank you to TMFproject subscribers, supporters and friends, that focuses primarily on one thing: Finding a profitable business idea (and how to determine whether it is or not).The material also covers failproof marketing plans, branding strategy, and how to ensure that your biz doesn’t flop. In addition, there are 17 featured online businesses, video and audio from several of those owners discussing how they knew their idea was a good one, worksheets, as well as 23 must-have resources for online success. There are video and screencasts and over 3 hours of recorded audio of my man voice! Can you believe your luck?If you signed up prior, you should have received your log-in information straight to your inbox. If you didn’t, but are curious to see what’s going on, click on the black and white multimedia box in the sidebar- it’ll bring up a video giving details. (There’s even photos of me eating cake. #win)Or, you can just pop your email address into the big, splashy red box at the top of the page (or below this post), and from there you’ll be given instructions for access. Easy peasy.

The oh-so-sexy new site design.
My favorite part?  The red scrawley letters. And the footer. The big, giant footer. With the fun TMFproject video trailer. Seriously. Scroll down. Do it! Don’t make me put you in a headlock.

My sincere (sincereeee) gratitude goes out to Amanda Farough from VioletMinded Design – first for her boundless creativity and passion for what she does, second for her incredibly high level of professionalism, and third for not sending a hit man to take me out after I decided that I wanted to re-do some things (AGAIN).

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Ready to rock and roll?

Here’s to a killer second half of 2011.And also, to remembering not to cook with olive oil, because it always leads to disaster resulting in extreme embarrassment while everyone on my apartment building floor has to cover their ears from the high-pitched smoke alarm for a minimum of 15 minutes, while I furiously wave a towel in front of it, begging and pleading with the gods of cruel punishment who clearly discriminate against those who know nothing about cooking.

-Bastards.

The Middle Finger Project – Not Your Grandmother’s Blog

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If you liked that jazz. . .check out some of these:

• Take Off Your Skirt + Do the Work, Sissy. Or It’ll Eat You Alive. (VIDEO)
• Surprise Yacht Party, And You’re Invited. (Bring Your Dancing Shoes)