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So.

It’s m’ birthday. Cue the kazoos.

Surprisingly, I didn’t rapidly decay into a pile of ash at the stroke of midnight. Though, I suppose I’m still a pile of Ash, since, you know, that’s my name and all. (Har har har.)

I accidentally had the most amazing evening last night – Maiten convinced me to “go out for one drink for the stroke of midnight” (I was reluctant), and then, right at midnight, Kendal walked in with a humongous lit cake–with our salsa instructor in tow–singing Happy Birthday. Chileans are big on birthdays so everyone stopped and some joined in.

The girls had the whole thing set up.

I teared up, of course.

I’ve actually never had someone throw me a surprise party.

Then, as a part of our surprise, Isaac, the instructor, was taking us to a fancy salsa club we had never been to, to practice our moves in real life.

It was, needless to say, an amazing evening. I’ve never felt more loved. (And my moves weren’t too terrible, either!)

So.

Before all of that love shit goes away–ha–I’m taking a cue from LaPorte and we’re doing a pay what you can sale on You Don’t Need a Job, You Need Guts. (Retails for $40)

If I can help you facilitate a life you’re proud to live, then that’s the best birthday present of all. Well, except for last night, because really, that was pretty fucking amazing. And, again, if Bill Burr were to be shipped to me in a box, that would also probably top the charts.

But for now? Let’s rock the hell out of this thing, baby. Ambirge style.

You want this book?

Now’s your chance.

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“Just finished reading You Don’t Need a Job, You Need Guts, and it’s hands-down the best book on the internet!” – @ProlificLiving

“You Don’t Need a Job, You Need Guts is AMAZING. Just finished–super inspiring and helpful. A must read!” – @NicoleMooreNYC

“Just finished You Don’t Need a Job, You Need Guts–highly recommend it. Great for a laugh, too.” – @manvsclock

“Recently read your book, You Don’t Need a Job You Need Guts – loved it – powerful, inspiring, practical, and easy-to-understand. Thank you!” – @penguinsteve

I want to cultivate blissful abundance this year, so the best way to start is by giving, right?

So off you go. You have until midnight!

If you’re in the early stages of getting your shit together and trying to brainstorm ideas, and learn how you can leverage those ideas and passions and turn them into a profitable online business that you can run from anywhere–holla–then click below and have a field day.

You can click the link below and it’ll take you to Paypal, where you can enter the amount you can afford to pay. Just…don’t be a douche about it, alright?

Now. Off for champagne. And mani/pedi. And other glorious things.

To an electrifying, sizzling, soulful, really fucking wonderful year. And…more cake please!

Ash

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