Ash
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Opportunity: Get PAID to Quit Your Job, Sell Your Stuff + Move to Paradise (For real.)

January 17, 2012  ·  Career & Quitting

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[Note: This is not crap. I am not paid to say this shit. You should probably check it out. And get on it, already. Love, Ash.]

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Yo!

Want to get PAID to quit your job, sell your stuff + move to paradise?

We’ve got the hook up for you here at TMFproject.

 

The long version (audio file):

[audio:/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ScreenFlow.mp3|titles=ScreenFlow]

 

The short version:

My man Michael Petrella is casting a hot new reality TV show called Quit Your Job + Move to Paradise.…and he’s looking for YOU.

If you’ve already dreamed about quitting your job, selling your stuff, and moving to paradise…and you’re preferably over the age of 30 with a family to support, then Michael wants to hear from you. Today. As in now. As in right now. As in…put the wine glass down and send him a damn email.

You could be America’s next sensation. What now, Jersey Shore?

 

Details are listed here:  http://www.michaelpetrella.com/current

If you want to email Michael directly, you can do so here:  castings@michaelpetrella.com

 

Deadline for entries is this Friday, so don’t screw around.

Get it done.

And then buy me a Jaguar.

The end.

 

P.S. Don’t forget to visit The Middle Finger Project Wed + Friday of this week, because we’ve got mad things going on for new entrepreneurs who want to make bank–and have a blast while doing it. Stay tuned, you sexpot, you.

 

 

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