Forleo + Roeder Sexxed Up Rendition – Move Bitch

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Dear Ladies,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I tweeted you the other day about doing “Move Bitch”

And you seemed to like the idea, too!

 

So since I’m a writer

And hip hop is my thanggg

I thought I’d rewrite the lyrics

To see what value I could bring

 

So in the event you’d like to do your own rendition

I hope this helps you shine

Especially because I think I developed a new wrinkle

Busting this crazy rhyme

 

Best of luck with B-School

You guys will rock the nation

Sending you props all the way from Chile

With love, respect, and shit tons of admiration.

 

XO,

Ash Ambirge
@TMFproject

 

 

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

 

Oh no! The word’s out

We’re about to throw convention, OUT

Get the **** back, guard ya grill

There’s somethin’ wrong, we can’t stay still

We’ve been thinkin’ and schemin’ too

And we’ve been thinkin’ of recruitin’ you

Up in ya digital neighborhood

And if your friends join in

Oh girl, yeah they so should

 

Causin’ confusion, disturbin’ tha peace

Its not an illusion, we runnin’ the streets

So bye-bye to all you biz drones and stiff types

Is there a CPU on yo’ ass? NO GIRL.

We’re doin’ a hundred in the biz world

So if you do the speed limit, get the **** outta our way

It’s LKR, hardly ever caught planless

And Forleo about to step up the MADNESS

 

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

 

Here we come, here we go

Uh oh! Don’t jump bitch, MOVE

You see them headlights? You hear that ******’ crowd?

Start that goddamn show, we’re comin’ through

Hit the stage, knock the curtains down

We rile the crowd up, that’s what we DO

Young and successful, a biz symbol

The bitches want us to consult ‘em, true true

 

Hold up, wait up, shorty

“Oh what’s up? Got my bank stocked, what are you doin’?”

Sidelinin’,  makin’ business boom

Tryin to get that paper, it’s what we do

Give us your trust and we’ll handle it

You wanna make the mooh-lah or not, tell us that?

No, we ain’t foolin’, we don’t give a ****

But we’re a tell you like this bitch

You best be sure we’re gonna make a fuss

 

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

 

2-0, you’re on the right track

Girl you got the right facts

Hit the stage, grab the mic, chica I’ll be right back

We buyin’ biz out, showin’ scars out

We know it’s possible, so we stepped the game up

Grab the laptop ‘cuz we tweetin’ tonight

Beats the hell outta of conventional – they’re not doin’ it right

We got a program comin’ to ya, **** the rules and the “ways”

We’re doin’ this thing right cuz it’s time to BLAZE.

 

**** the dress codes, it’s street clothes, we all biz honeys

We on the internets, throwin’ blogs, slayin’ competition

I’m from the NYC, trying’ to represent the B2C

And watch the bottles start flyin’ from the VIP

**** the commonplace, cheers to that, two in ya body

Grab ya four, start a biz, come make our party

So move bitch, get out the way hoe

All you old-school biz professionals, make way for 2-0

So

 

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Move bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

 

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