If you’re anything like me, you’re probably sweating bullets about Valentine’s Day. (Hopefully they’re metaphorical bullets. Pro Tip: If metal is coming out of your face, you should probably see a doctor.)
 
The biggest stress surrounding February 14th? You have to find the perfect gift that says I like you, but I wouldn’t secretly hoard a lock of your hair. And here at TMF, we’re committed to giving you exactly what you need.
 

So without further ado, here are:

THE ONLY CARDS YOU’LL EVER
NEED FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

*Please pardon the cutesy patterns and swirly cursive–it IS Valentine’s Day, after all. 

FOR THE ROMANTICS:

Don’t worry–there’s lots of tasteful roses to really set the mood. 

FOR THE STRAIGHT SHOOTERS:

Because nothing says, “I love you” quite like horned animals and barf. 

FOR THE SOON-TO-BE-EXES:

+15 points for not waiting until their birthday?

FOR THE SENTIMENTALISTS:

Sunsets + hand-holding = love. OBVIOUSLY. 

AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE:

Note: This totally doesn’t work if you actually want to hoard a lock of their hair.

What’s your take on Valentine’s Day? Does it fill you with the warm and fuzzies, or make you want to stab a stuffed bear? Tell me in the comments!

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Jessica Manuszak

Jess is a rebel with a cause, (and also lots of cardigans), who maniacally fled from college with a few degrees in creative writing tucked securely under her right arm. After sprinting away from corporate America so fast you'd think her ass was ablaze with a fire perfect for roasting s'mores, she spends her time mainlining gin-soaked olives, jumping into rivers with extreme reckless abandon, and sleeping with the lights on after marathoning shows about ghosts. As the creative strategist, lead project manager, and writer of Adultery here at TMF, she's a horse of a different color, (which mostly makes her want to knock on a huge wooden door and insist on seeing the wizard).

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