Dear World: You Become a New Person by Choosing a New Problem

Dear World: You Cannot Park on My Emotional Lawn

Dear World: I Am Eating Pickled Deer Heart

Dear World: I Am Stuck in a Snowstorm & I Smell Like Voldemort’s Cousin

Dear World: I Have Farmhouse Tit Sweat. And Lemme Tell You About This Mold.

Dear World: I Am at an Event Called "The Dirt Squirts"

Dear World: I Can’t Stop Thinking About How Different Life is in the Country Than in the City

Dear World: I Can't Believe There's English Muffin BREAD

Dear World: I Am Learning the Lost Art of "Sucking It Up"

Dear World: I Have Theories About How to Change Your Life

Dear World: I Have Become—Brace Yourself—an Outdoorsy Person

Dear World: I Am Doing Weird Hillbilly Things