Hey! It’s-a me. Mario!

Drag the burned-out professional to a wine bar in the South of France, surrounded by lavender fields, oysters, and delicious fresh baguettes.Drag the burned-out professional to a pub in a teeny, tiny village off the coast of Ireland, where there's a fresh breeze, rolling hills, tons of adorable sheep, and a tall pint of Guinness.Drag the burned-out professional to a pub in the English countryside, surrounded by sheep, rolling hills, and beautiful gardens.

Drag with your mouse or your finger. Or, if you're on a phone with a cracked screen, tap the wine barpubpub and I'll walk them over myself.

From the Penguin Random House author seen in The New York Times, The New Yorker, The Guardian & BBC