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Erin Shetron's avatar

first of all, turtlenecks for fucking ever. second, posting this on the first day of taurus season?? impeccable timing. third, thank you for this is genuinely great life advice, it feels like you wrote it just for me (did you?)

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Ash Ambirge's avatar

Check your windows, I'm right outside! (Wearing a turtleneck, of course. Yet another great use!)

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Susannah Elizabeth's avatar

But what do I think? How DO I feel?

What are my thoughts on turtlenecks?

A terrifying suggestion, the personal opinion... You say it will eliminate that lingering horse piss smell though?

Where can I get a bottle of this opinion-o?

What do you mean I have to make decisions and actually stand for some things??? #jellylegsfeversweatsmuppetsbeakermouth

Love your writing faweva, you ‘tit-vulture’ .

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AM Costanzo's avatar

Love it!!! I’m abso-titin’-lutely here for this because I DO NOT want anything doing with calcified bull balls. I actually felt myself stand a little taller as I was reading this ❤️

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