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Harmony Prom Dixon's avatar

Way to leave us with blue balls. Did you install the Tushy or not? I am NOT lying on the floor beside any toilet, ever, especially in a house with THREE penises. Do you know how they pee? Not INTO the toilet. You think it would be easy to aim with those things, but noooooo. Also, I have a lot of questions about the sanitary maintenance of the bidet itself. Is it spraying the backwash of other butts onto my butt? My blood on their balls? If they've answered THAT question in the FAQs, I'll buy two right now.

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Brittany Williams's avatar

well, now I'm CACKLING uncontrollably (in a very bougie cafe, mind you) - so thank you for that, Ash. (No, seriously - thank you. I needed this one...SO MUCH.)

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