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Daniela Stow's avatar

Spoken like a woman driven to self reflection in the silence found somewhere vast enough to have one's own 'woods'.

Enjoy.

Happy Holidays.

P.S. I love that it's your outfit which makes you fancy enough to envy, not your use of sentences like ..."through my woods..." 😂

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Jennifer Criego's avatar

Happiest of holidays, Ash - and I can totally see you starting a wine bar / coffee bar in town, open at your whim. Or maybe it's just that *I* really want to do this in my own, soon-to-be-home, small town. We need one. Coffee in the morning. Wine after 3pm.

Placemats would have my "life lessons" of the moment, with a QR code for people to recommend their own for future placemats. My current life lessons would be things like: ALWAYS wear your fat pants, because why be uncomfortable? Replace the word "girl" with "squirrel" in every song you hear for the ultimate in entertainment. Teach a child in your life silly, made-up words to childhood nursery rhymes, like "this little piggy went to market/ this little piggy stayed home and watched Netflix and ate bonbons..." and listen to them giggle.

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