5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
This one for selling digital products without feeling like a used car salesman is 🔥🔥🔥
Hi, it’s Ash—and welcome to Ashtronomical! Every week, I’m sending you 5 original marketing ideas your competitors will wish they'd thought of first. 💀 Maybe there’ll be one in here for you???
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“Tales from Aunt Rose.”
That’s the name of the newest collection of bedding, homewares, and linens from the company Piglet in Bed.
They could’ve named it, “Summer 2025.”
They could’ve named it, “The Gingham Collection.”
They could’ve named it, “The English Eccentric Collection.”
But, all of those fall woefully short in the Department of Emotions. (And, in case you were wondering, that’s OUR department as makers, creators, and marketers.)
Instead, they leaned into a story: Aunt Rose, your eclectic British aunt. Here’s the story they told:
Keep reading about the inspo for Aunt Rose here »
Bottom line?
Instead of thinking about ways to describe your product—”gingham,” “english,” “eccentric,”—try thinking about who embodies your product.
And let them sell your product for you.
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Selling a digital product—and trying to avoid becoming just another sad little PDF in someone’s “someday” folder? 📂 WHOMP, WHOMP, WHOMPPPPPPPPP.
The key is positioning it as indispensable, not just informational.
Enter the “Burning House 🔥🏡” method: you frame your product as the ONE thing they’d save if their laptop were on fire. It instantly shifts the buyer’s mindset from “should I?” to “shit, I can’t live without this.” The goal is to elevate your digi product from optional to essential—something they’ll keep on their desktop, not buried in shame behind 47 Canva templates and a file named “FINAL_FINAL_FINAL_2.”
And the way you do that?
Is by saying something like thisssss ⬇️
You’ve got folders full of well-meaning PDFs, inspirational freebies, and digital clutter you downloaded in a moment of hope. This isn’t that.
This is the one.
The one you save to your desktop. The one you reference again and again. The one you’d frantically drag into a Dropbox folder while your laptop bursts into digital flames and the Wi-Fi goes down and your cat is screaming. It’s that useful. That irreplaceable. That "how did I live without this" kind of thing.
It doesn’t just sit pretty. It works—harder than your ex, smarter than your therapist, and cheaper than that oat milk latte you regret.
If you only buy one thing this year, make it the one worth keeping.
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Forget SEO. ❌ (Have you been waiting DECADES to hear those words?!?!)
No one’s typing things into Google anymore, they’re typing questions into AI.
Which means that…it would be sickkkkk if you could be cited on AI. 😉 AEO—or, “Answer Engine Optimization,” is exactly that.
My favorite way to get started?
Instead of brainstorming a bunch of topics you could create content around, brainstorm a bunch of questions you could create content around.
“Cold email best practices” vs “What’s the best way to write a cold email?”
“Newsletter subject line ideas” vs “What’s a funny subject line that will make people open my newsletter?”
“Choosing Paint Colors for Small Spaces” vs “What’s the best paint color to make a small room feel bigger?
The key is to make the questions sound natural—like something a mildly overwhelmed human would blurt into their phone at 11:47 PM while eating shredded cheese straight from the bag.
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I love the phrase, “Customize your bundle”—which, to be absolutely clear, is very different from offering someone “add-ons.”
I don’t want your greasy leftover fries, man!
Make no mistake, the way you word things matters.
“Customize Your Bundle” = Power, personalization, control.
This feels like:
"I’m the main character."
"This was made just for me."
"I’m not spending more—I’m optimizing.”
And, you know, there are psychological triggers involved.
First, people value something more highly once they feel like it’s tailored to them. Second, the agency you give them increases their satisfaction and commitment. ("I picked this. I built this. I deserve this.) Third, “bundle” = premium, thoughtful. It evokes curation, not nickel-and-diming.
Which means one thing: You’re gonna get higher conversions. And that means you can finally buy a beach house. Ta da!
On the other hand.
“Add-Ons” = Upcharge, extra, optional toppings for guilt.
This feels like:
"Do you want fries with that?"
"This isn’t essential, but if you’re that kind of person…"
"Ugh, okay fine, I’ll spend more.”
And those psychological triggers are…less desirable. First, “add-ons” are framed as a surcharge, which implies you’re being sold to *after* you’ve already committed. Second, it can trigger all sorts of weird money guilt, AKA “I shouldn’t…” (especially if it feels tacked on.) And third, “add-ons” seem lesser than the “main” thing—like they’re not part of the real experience.
End of the day: NO BEACH HOUSE FOR YOU.
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Honestly, don’t you kinda just want to record videos of yourself planting flowers and making art and showing people how to paint old furniture….and get paid for it?
I’m really loving this platform right now—and the power of simplicity.
You upload videos, your fans pay you monthly, that is it, YOU ARE AWESOME.
So long as you don’t have a meltdown trying to pick a username, film the whole thing with your thumb over the lens, or spiral into a five-minute rant about the price of mulch.
The happy, happy, gloriously delicious end.
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