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# Blog-TMF Virgins
- URL: https://www.ashambirge.com/tmf-virgins/
- Published: 2018-05-31T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-25T12:41:41.000Z
- Author: Ash Ambirge
- Tags: Extraordinary Work, Archive, #Wayback

Hey there!  
I haven't seen you around before. Come in, come in!(Don't you dare take those shoes off.)

We should probably get to know each other before getting to second base, don't you think? I mean, I can tell you right now that my favorite color is white and I don't like fish and even if you tell me that the reason I don't like fish is because “I haven't had it prepared like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_,” I STILL won't like your fish and then I will judge you for peer-pressuring me. So there's that.

There's also lots of other things you should know, like about the time I was young and lost and didn't understand why my career wasn't lighting rocket ships under my ass (which is how I ended up starting an online empire called “The Middle Finger Project” in the first place). Fortunately I've learned a lot since then. (Like how to create a creative career that \*did\*.)

Let's chat some more! Follow me into the other room, and I'll brew you some tea. (Just kidding, it's vodka.) [Learn More >>](https://www.ashambirge.com/TMF/about/)