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# Creative Marketing + Consulting
- URL: https://www.ashambirge.com/strategic-consulting/
- Published: 2013-01-17T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-25T12:39:21.000Z
- Author: Ash Ambirge
- Tags: Remote Business, Archive, #Wayback

> “I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring.” – David Bowie

# You:

1. Are building (or re-building) a company.
2. Would like to work intensely with Ashley for a period of 3 months, one-on-one, to develop and execute a head-whipping marketing strategy that makes the world sit up and take NOTICE of you, your company, and your message.
3. Silently nodded when you read the quote at the top of the page–for you, *boring* would be the last word to describe your vision.

# We:

1. Don’t like porcupines. (Unrelated.)
2. Specialize in building companies with *personality.*
3. Promise never to utter the word “spreadsheet.” Ditto “Monday morning meeting.” *We’ll leave those to your accountant.*

# Why:

1. One reason: You’re going to make this work. And you’re going to make a lot of money doing it.

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# What Consulting Can Help You With:

The main purpose of this type of creative marketing consulting is to figure out how to make your phone ring. You need more customers, more clients, and you want the world to sit up and notice you.

Together, we’ll work together in two stages: The first, to analyze your business from top to bottom, including your brand, your message, your copy, your offerings, your point of differentiation, and your overall business model–and then make any and all necessary changes, as agreed upon together. If copy needs to be re-written, I’ll re-write it. If your offerings need to be re-structured, we’ll restructure them. If your message needs to be clarified, we’ll clarify it. In sum, we’ll set a proper foundation for your marketing efforts.

Then, in stage two, we’ll work together to develop a customized creative marketing campaign that, when implemented, will start getting you more leads than you’ll be able to handle. (No, really. This is the idea, and you may be in a position to have to hire on an additional employee before our work together is done.)

With a corporate background in traditional marketing, online marketing and PR, I’m confident in my approach, and my ability to market any business in any industry, using a variety of both online and traditional marketing methods in line with your overall budget.

Bringing me on board isn’t like hiring a consultant; it’s like bringing me on board as a member of your team for three months, and I take it that seriously. As a member of your team, I’ll view your company as if it were my own, implementing the steps and tactics I’d perform myself, with significant growth and profit margin driving all decisions.

And when that happens?

The world should watch out.

**Because you’re about to change *everything.*** For them, for you, and for your bank account.

# Investment:

$10,000.00, payable upfront, or in 2 installments.

# Contact:

Write to ash \[at\] themiddlefingerproject \[dot\] org with the subject line “Creative Marketing + Consulting,” and introduce yourself. I want to hear about you.